Tuesday, June 2, 2009

I need a diet

If this study is true, then I might be in trouble -- or gaining some much needed weight. I'm glad to know that "none of the phantom pregnancies resulted in actual birth." Also check out this.

Actually, I think I'm in the best shape of my life. Without Camille around I've filled my time by running. To prevent scurvy I've begun eating large quantities of fresh broccoli and tomatoes. I feel great. No phantom lumps developing just yet.

1 comment:

  1. Oh.. my.. I laughed so hard when I read this. It made me miss you a ton. hahaha.You are hilarious.

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